Ridiculous Japanese Products
How much time have you wasted clipping one toenail at a time? You'll never get those minutes of your life back. But you don't have to waste any more.
Have you ever clipped your toenails too far and they hurt for like forever? That's going to happen a lot more now. You may even lose some toe meat. It will be worth it though. You'll be able to take one more cat nap with the minutes you'll save over a lifetime.
Want to do your part to make the subway a weirder place? Why not try this chin stand? It's for sleeping while you're standing up.
It's also great for keeping subway crazies away. Now you're one of them. And subway crazies don't bother each other. It's part of the code. You may even get union benefits if you commute like this long enough.
What's in the bowl? It's poop that you can eat. This is just what the world needs.
We know that some people in the world are starving. But we're pretty sure that even they would turn their noses up at this. This stuff is just barely edible. It's literally just poop with the pathogens taken out. Why would anyone invent this?!