That Awkward Disney Moment
At first it was a TV bit. You know, she'd rile people up, make offensive statements and liberals would jump all over her. But it turns out it's not a bit. It's her. She's BAT SH*T CRAZY.
Yeah, it was ok in college, but now that you're 25, it's called "alcoholism". Go home Dwarfs, you're drunk.
It's a sad day when you realize your bf is more fabulous than you, but worry not young breeder, you've just found yourself the greatest thing since diet coke. A gay bestie.