Hilariously Awesome Roommate Pranks
Soap is hard enough to grab a hold of. Frustrate your roommate by painting their bar of soap with clear nail polish. Of course, it may be awkward to actually see the results of this prank for yourself. But you can always hear their cries of frustration from the next room.
Girls should have plenty of clear nail polish lying around. Guys may not have that option. But don't worry, you can normally pick up a cheap polish for a few dollars at a local drug store. Grab your roommate's bar of soap and paint over it with clear nail polish.
Nail polish seals in whatever it covers. So your roommate won't be able to use their soap or even get a proper grip on it. Make sure to do this a few hours before your roommate gets home so that the chemical smell has time to wear off.
At any age, ice cream is a precious food sent straight from the gods. It's simply the best. Prank your roommate by cleaning out their ice cream.
Pick a day when things are going well for your roommate to do this prank. If they're having a bad day, you've then become a jerk for cleaning out their ice cream supply. Scoop out all the ice cream from the container and fill it with water. As it freezes, it'll become ice.
You can save the ice cream in a different container for your roommate to have after they've fallen victim to your prank. Or you can eat it yourself. But if you do this, you'd best make sure you live near a grocery store so they can get a replacement ASAP. One simply doesn't mess with another's ice cream. If they do get mad, you can always pull the excuse that you're looking out for your roommate's health and helping their diet efforts.
Oftentimes, your roommate is great but it's their friends who are constantly over that drive you up the wall. Gross them out by eating this (it's chocolate).
We all know what it looks like. This prank works extra well if actually you have a cat or pet in the house. You can keep this near the cat's real litter box. Make a show of petting your little furball before bringing your "litter box" in full view of your guests. This then resembles the cat's real litter box and you look even grosser for "eating it". Only you know that what you're eating is actually chocolate in cereal.